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Maximilian, 30, Washington State. Video Games, and Stupid Random Shit I'm into looking at.
Billy Porter makes history with his Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series Emmy win for his performance in ‘Pose’
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whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY
You are the only valid manager
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In the Toy Story universe sex shops must get pretty wild when no workers are around
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favorite characters ≡ Michael Scott
“Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car.”
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This almost killed me
Me in mex rn😂
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MISS DIOR - The new Eau de Parfum - New Commercial with Natalie Portman
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